OUR
Story
Charlie
(To the tune of The Monster Mash)
I was drinking in the revs late one night
When my eyes beheld a pretty sight
For this woman from her chair, began to rise
and suddenly to my surprise
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She did the crab
She did the dancing crab
The dancing crab
It was a smash and grab
She did the crab
It caught on like the dab
The dancing crab
She did the crab, did the dancing crab
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In my awesomeness I asked her out
This girl from Bisley who likes to workout
She loves to sleepwalk and dance like a bear
With her green eyes and long brown hair
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She did the crab
She did the dancing crab
The dancing crab
It was a smash and grab
She did the crab
It caught on like the dab
The dancing crab
She did the crab, did the dancing crab
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The Southwold was our first home
Just next to the aerodrome
Our trip included the Eibsee
Barcelona and Rome
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The trip was stunning
She was digging the clues
Charlie on camera, wowed by the amazing views
The diamond ring I was about to display
With a great big squeal, she said OK
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She did the crab
She did the dancing crab
The dancing crab
It was a smash and grab
She did the crab
It caught on like the dab
The dancing crab
She did the crab, did the dancing crab
Jamie
(To the tune of Hakuna Matata)
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James Oliver Wootton!
What A wonderful Guy
James Oliver Wootton!
Nothing passes him by
He has no worries
and I've never seen him cry
Its his stress free philosophy
James Oliver Wootton!
Why when he was a young baby
When I was a young babyyyyyyy
Very nice
Thanks
He found that all food had a certain appeal
He would clear his siblings plates after every meal
He's a thoughtful soul though he seems thick skinned
And I was flattered by his proposal that he's yet to rescind
I am now his Dame
(she is proud to exclaim!)
Thought of changing my name
(oh what's in a name?)
Now Jenkins has departed
(how does it feel?)
Pretty good now that I...
Hey Charlie you're still gonna have to work!
James Oliver Wootton!
What A wonderful Guy
James Oliver Wootton!
Nothing passes him by
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He has no worries
and I have never seen him cry
Its his stress free philosophy
James Oliver Wootton!